® Woof!
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”
® My Dear Watson!
® Woof!
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”
® My Dear Watson!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
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Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
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Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
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But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
® Name Changer!
Why did the girl change her name from shruti to shraxis?
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Any idea??
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THINK!!! J
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Coz UTI bank is now AXIS bank! J
® The Mobile Dentist
Chote
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Abey
sunn na
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Bade
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Abey
jaa na
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Chote
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Please
sun na yaar
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Bade
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Please
jaa na yaar
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Chote
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Acha
dentist ke paas chal raha hai?
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Bade
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Dentist
ke paas? Kiyun tere daant mei germs hogaye hain kya?
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Chote
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Nahi
yaar, mera mobile phone kharaab hogaya hai.
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Bade
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Abey
kya faaltu baat kar raha hai yaar tu.
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Chote
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Kya
hua !
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Bade
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Mobile
kharab hota hai to koi dentist ka paas jaata hai kya?
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Chote
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Kiyunnn?
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Bade
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Abey,
tera mobile kharab hogaya to mobile repair shop per ja.. dentist kya karega
iss mei?
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Chote
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Abey
mere mobile ka "BLUE TOOTH" kharaab hogaya hai yaar ... HAHAHAHA
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Bade
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Bakwaaas
Band Kar! ;)
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® Switch hit!
What is the opposite of santa?
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Its IODEX...
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Know why??
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Know why??
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coz Santa "sardaar" hai,
n Iodex "asardaar" hai...
coz Santa "sardaar" hai,
n Iodex "asardaar" hai...
® A mouthful!!
Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
® Now THAT is brilliant!!
A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
Can u guess why?
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think!!!
donno???
coz
donno???
coz
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he wanted to win the No-bell prize! J
he wanted to win the No-bell prize! J
® Colourful Sounds!
what is the colour of frequency??
Purple
how ??
frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second
in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore
PARPAL
Purple
how ??
frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second
in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore
PARPAL
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