® Woof!

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”

® My Dear Watson!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

	Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
	Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
	Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
	Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
	Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

® Name Changer!

Why did the girl change her name from shruti to shraxis?

Any idea??

THINK!!! J

Coz UTI bank is now AXIS bank! J

® The Mobile Dentist

Chote	Abey sunn na
Bade	Abey jaa na
Chote	Please sun na yaar
Bade	Please jaa na yaar
Chote	Acha dentist ke paas chal raha hai?
Bade	Dentist ke paas? Kiyun tere daant mei germs hogaye hain kya?
Chote	Nahi yaar, mera mobile phone kharaab hogaya hai.
Bade	Abey kya faaltu baat kar raha hai yaar tu.
Chote	Kya hua !
Bade	Mobile kharab hota hai to koi dentist ka paas jaata hai kya?
Chote	Kiyunnn?
Bade	Abey, tera mobile kharab hogaya to mobile repair shop per ja.. dentist kya karega iss mei? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Chote	Abey mere mobile ka "BLUE TOOTH" kharaab hogaya hai yaar ... HAHAHAHA
Bade	Bakwaaas Band Kar! ;)

® Switch hit!

What is the opposite of santa?
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Its IODEX...
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Know why??
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coz Santa "sardaar" hai,
n Iodex "asardaar" hai...

® A mouthful!!

Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.

Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

® Now THAT is brilliant!!

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

Can u guess why?
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think!!!
donno???
coz

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he wanted to win the No-bell prize! J

® Colourful Sounds!

what is the colour of frequency??

Purple

how ??

frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second

in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore

PARPAL